Lovelorn peacock attempts to woo a disinterested ceramic yard swan

Mr. P is a feral male peacock who knows what he wants, and what he wants is a ceramic yard ornament shaped like a swan.

According to The Dodo, Mr. P arrived in a New Orleans neighborhood one day and decided to stay. No one knows where the colorful creature came from but they enjoy having a spunky, feathered neighbor.

While it appears that the swan sculpture is completely disinterested in Mr. P romantically — the butt exposing might have been too bold — we hope they can still be friends.